This morning I realized how crazy my dream was.
Lets begin. Its about two o’clock and im walking with my dad through a strip mall. I see some pretty future looking tank tops in a Hair Salon and decide to check them out. My father decides to get a haircut while I wait for help. And with a blur, a strange lady starts tapping me on the shoulder repeatedly. I turn around and to my surprise I think its jodie foster with an apocalyptic haircut. I kept saying your Jodie Foster!!!! But it was really this lady
Yup the ol Tilda Swinton trick. Tilda frantically began to explain the end of the world to me. She said that for hundreds and hundreds of years now scientist have kept many secrets from the mass populous. The big banger being that the center of the Earth is not fire, molten, hot, lava, balls or whatever they say is in their.
Its actually a massive brain hooked up to millions of wires.
The world has angered this brain and it wants to leave. So one by one this brain has been pulling the wires off causing world calamities. Once the brain leaves Earth, yup you got it, the earth dies…
My dads haircut was done, he paid for it and we left.
then i woke up
chill.